Ash. 24. Fangirl. Wife. Friend. Enjoys Batman in all its forms (particularly a certain Dr. Crane), The Walking Dead, horror films, Hannibal, books, The Thick of It, reading/writing fanfiction, video games, and being a social recluse.
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I’ve been a sick, sobbing mess for the past half hour because my cat Cookie went missing and I couldn’t find him anywhere. My husband had left the door open earlier today, so we scoured the yard with a flashlight then practically tore the house apart looking for him. Then the little fucker just came prancing out of our bedroom and I have NO IDEA where he was hiding the entire time.
I feel awful because I was 110% positive that it was my husband’s fault because last year he left the door open and Cookie had run outside to play on the porch and he didn’t even realize it until I found him, and I called him some not-very-nice names and told him I hated him for losing my cat. So I feel extremely shitty about that, even though I apologized and he said he didn’t care.
So basically while I’m incredibly relieved that Cookie was found, I also feel extremely sick and upset. I haven’t felt this bad in a long time. :(
It’s odd because I get so disgusted by Jervis and his actions and his romanticized obsession with Alice (not to mention his complete and utter disregard for her beyond what she can do for him), but I also feel very sad for him. It must be horrible to be so dissatisfied and unhappy with yourself and with your life that you build a fantasy to escape, but even as you sink deeper and deeper into that world you still feel an immense longing for someone to share it with, and that ache just gets stronger and stronger, and then to know that you’ll never, ever feel complete…
And then I get mad at myself because I feel like I’m glamorizing something very bad and that’s not what I want to do.
Last night I had a dream that Joker somehow managed to steal Superman’s powers and was trying to take over the world and his headquarters were my old junior high school (an odd choice of location tbh). So I joined the Justice League and used my own new superpowers to defeat Joker and save the world and the JLA was like “OMG Ash you are so awesome” and “you are totally the best person on this team” and I was like yayyyyyyy.
So yeah I saved the world last night while all your lazy asses were sleeping YOU’RE WELCOME.
"Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are just friends."
Okie dokie, I’ve decided that I will keeping tagging Arkham Origins posts that contain spoilers until February. That was anyone who has received the game as a holiday gift will have had sufficient time to play. If you still want to avoid spoilers after that, then simply blacklist the tag “arkham origins”.
- now to January 31st: spoiler tags
- from February 1st onwards: no spoiler tags
Sound fair? Now please enjoy this gif of Batman talking about butts:
If any of you could see me energetically bopping my head and lip-syncing to Kiss From a Rose in my bedroom you would not want to be my friend anymore.
I started reading Justice last night and the story is so good and Alex Ross’ art is just so beautiful I just
I have accepted that there are some things in life that I will never understand and one of those things is nipples being added to the Batsuit
Thank you all for the nice comments you left! You’re all really sweet and make me Tumblr experience awesome, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. <3