Just booked our hotel room for our vacation next month!!!

We haven’t gone on vacation in like five years so I’m realllllyyy looking forward to this!

excuse me while I act embarrassing but
ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS EVER STARTED FOLLOWING ME OMGGG

Lookie at what I bought! I have to wait 5-15 business days and I WANT THEM NOW.
My eyes are so watery this morning from allergies ugh, I look like my husband after he watches Titanic.
My cats have been misbehaving so badly today, it’s like they got together and coordinated their mayhem like some sort of miniature, fluffy football team.
I’m afraid that I will never understand the appeal of jeggings.
I’ve gained a bunch of followers lately, so I’d just thought I’d say hiiiii, thanks for following me, and if you ever want to talk just send me an ask! I’m super friendly to the point of being kinda annoying. :D
Guess what time it is?
FANFIC WRITING TIME
I’ve been watching a lot of Batman Beyond lately, and I’ve realized that it’s kind of disturbing for a children’s show. I watched it when I was a kid but I don’t recall it being so morbid. Like, there was this one man who could transform himself into some sort of being that could move through solids, like walls and floors, and his powers frazzled out on him and he sunk uncontrollably through several stories of a building before sinking through the floor as he laughed hysterically.
And Terry said “what’s going to happen to him” and Bruce was like “OH HE’LL PROBABLY JUST CONTINUE TO SINK UNTIL HE REACHES THE EARTH’S CORE NO BIG DEAL”
And then of course there is the episode where Ra’s al Ghul takes over Talia’s body so he can live out some sort of long-repressed sexual fantasy with Bruce before taking over his body.

Twinkie was playing with one of my miniature Batman figures and he knocked it from the shelf and it landed on his head and scared him and made him fart, and as revenge he mauled Batman and chewed on his head
So my question is
DOES THIS MAKE TWINKIE THE NEW BATMAN?
