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Did you know John and Oscar broke into Fruitfield a few months back, stole a crate load of Chef Sauce? It was all they could get. I’d be over at his place, he’s making sauce sandwiches. Putting it in his cornflakes. Trying to use it all up. In his tea…Him and his brown sauce. ~ Deirdre, Intermission, 2003

twitterversecrazies:

the first time Cill put on a mask?

~*no one cared who I wuz until I put the mask on*~