June 2011
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carl-sagan replied to your post: Someone just told me I take myself to seriously.
I think that is the greatest gif in the history of gifs.
Someone just told me I take myself to seriously.
I have my faults, but that is certainly not one of them.
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captainjacksparr0w replied to your post: captainjacksparr0w replied to your photo: Harley…
They’re red on the inner part and black on the normal part of the nail because Louboutin shoes are black most of the time and under the heel they’re red! hahha
I Googled and they look super cute! But I also saw this:
Which I think looks even better and I am going to totally try that next, but with...
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#87
I LOVE pumpkin pie. I know it’s typically a Thanksgiving dinner staple, but I eat it all year ‘round. :-D
Mrs. Smith’s brand is superior to Sara Lee, BTW.
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captainjacksparr0w replied to your photo: Harley Quinn inspired nails :-D
daslfkjasdkfjasfkja i like this! you should try the louboutin manicure sometime, since your nails are long enough!
I’ve never heard of that before, I shall Google it! :-D
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May 2011
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The devils are girls with Van Gogh's missing ear,...
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kawaiipussy replied to your post: OMG you guys So last night I dreamt that I was in…
GODDAMMIT DUSTIN.
I KID YOU NOT I WAS WALKING TOWARDS HIM AND *BAM* DUSTIN WAKES ME UP.
THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
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carl-sagan replied to your post: Whoever Said “Laughter is the Best Medicine” Can Eat Me
I hope you get a diagnosis soon, Ash. :(
Thank you bb. You are a sweetheart. <3
OMG you guys
So last night I dreamt that I was in Vincent Price’s film “The Last Man on Earth”, where he is—you guessed it—the last man on earth. It just so happens that I was the last woman on earth. So what are the last man and last woman on earth bound to do? FUCK.
So I was about to move in on some Vinnie P. territory with my super sexy powers of seduction,...
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zombieknickers replied to your post: #88
Oooh that’s really cool that you did that.
At first it made me feel ashamed and really turned me off sex for a while, but eventually I realized that I hadn’t done anything wrong and that is was her issue, not mine. Also realizing that she is batshit insane helped.
So now I’m all “sex positivity and expression fuck yeah”. :-D
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When I was a teenager, I had this notebook that I filled with these explicit, smutty stories where I would have graphic sex with Dracula.
Then my mom found it. She freaked out and called me from her job to call me “evil and demonic for writing pornography”. She spat out the words like they were filth.
Guess who grew up to watch copious amounts of porn and publish smutty stories on...
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Whoever Said "Laughter is the Best Medicine" Can...
When I first got sick, I decided that I was going to develop and maintain this super-positive attitude worthy of Richard Simmons. I decided that I wasn’t going to let my illness define me as a person. I decided that I wasn’t going to let the fact that I was sick get me down, and that I was going to handle this new addition to my life with a smile and with grace, with the occasional wry...
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chuckloris replied to your post: When I was in high school, one of my teachers told me I was going to be famous when I grew up.
BEST POST EVER?
OH MY GOD DO I GET AN AWARD
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carl-sagan replied to your post: carl-sagan replied to your post: When I was in…
Well, not wanting my old classmates/teachers to be right has been my main reason for not killing. That and prison, I guess.
If you kill someone here in Texas they make you sweat it out for a couple of years before giving you the death penalty, then they make you sit in prison for like ten years before they...
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carl-sagan replied to your post: When I was in high school, one of my teachers told me I was going to be famous when I grew up.
My classmates and teachers voted me most likely to kill someone in high school. I… don’t even know.
I don’t know what I find more disturbing, that you won or that the “most likely to kill someone” category even existed at all. I mean what a self-esteem...
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captainjacksparr0w replied to your post: When I was in high school, one of my teachers told me I was going to be famous when I grew up.
I was reading this with a poker face until “I don’t even have a basement. “. Then I just lost my marbles. Oh god did I just say lost my marbles.
OMG I can’t remember the last time I heard someone say that. You should totally bring it back.
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thewhitechapelmurderer replied to your post: When I was in high school, one of my teachers told…
Oh my god, Ash. HAVE I TOLD…YOU LATELY…THAT I LOVE YOU? HAVE I TOLD YOU THERE’S NO ONE ABOVE YOU? Okay, sorry. But seriously, you’re awesome.
YAY TESS LOVES ME
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When I was in high school, one of my teachers told...
At the time I was really flattered and took it as a compliment, but looking back I think she meant that I would probably grow up to become a mass murderer and when the police searched my house they’d find lingerie made out of human skin, like some kind of sexy Ed Gein, and a pit in my basement full of discarded body parts and broken dreams.
Well, fuck her. I don’t even have a...
I just don't get why female sexuality is something...
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ericasmethblog replied to your post: I don’t feel good. Maybe I should just take a bath…
BATH PLEASE those are healing. I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER ASH.
Thank you Erica bb <3 <3 <3
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kawaiipussy:
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kawaiipussy replied to your post: I don’t feel good. Maybe I should just take a bath…
g fucking poy.
COME GET IN THE TUB WITH ME
BEST FRIEND BUBBLE BATH~
I would not mind this at all. And I would totally get butt naked in front of you and not care.
AW YEAH. BUBBLES ER’WHERE.
YAY HAPPY NAKED BUBBLE BATH TIME
WITH SAILOR MOON THEME SONG PLAYING ON...
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kawaiipussy replied to your post: I don’t feel good. Maybe I should just take a bath…
g fucking poy.
COME GET IN THE TUB WITH ME
BEST FRIEND BUBBLE BATH~
I don’t feel good. Maybe I should just take a bath and read some fanfic. Or sob in pain. Either one sounds good.
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thislittlepet replied to your post: This person on dA been writing nasty comments…
Why would anyone wanna kill you? you’re one of the most amazing people i know
I FEEL SO LOVED RIGHT NOW
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cillianmurphyandbrandon replied to your post: Hi, bb!! What is going on?!?? I just wanted to let you know that I’m here to talk if you need to—you are the nicest person EVER and I have no idea why anybody would ever threaten you. It truly meant so much to me when you took the time to listen to me about what I’ve been going through, and you are a wonderful person! Don’t let mean people bring you...
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wevestillgottime replied to your post: applepretzel replied to your post: applepretzel…
YAY! This is totally the way to handle the situation!! This person sounds like bad news—stealing people’s work and trolling??? Not only stealing work on dA but WB’s work?? :(
It’s pretty dumb of them to steal WB’s and DC’s work, because I’ve actually seen people on dA have legal...
